I'll Never Fall in Love Again－墨爾本在地人，Melbournian

1968 年的音樂劇 Promises, Promises 裡的一首歌，I'll Never Fall in Love Again。1969 年，由 Dionne Warwick 唱紅。

歌詞很俏皮（很酸葡萄？😄）- 比如說，What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone ya。😄！

Lyrics:

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what's it all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get a life of pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
No, no, I'll never fall in love again

I'm out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again